You might be a banana fiend ...... - Page 19

servatusprime · 09-13-2013, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by G.W.

if you see how good your nanners respond to Milorganite and think .... hmmm... how bout some ME-organite.........
then you remember it comes in 50lb bags so you go eat some bran flakes

not quite there YET

hahahahah .....I am imagining a privy under the canopy.... a return to the outhouse

wolfyhound · 09-15-2013, 11:54 AM

Haha... "If you spent two days reading through the thread about 'you might be a banana fiend'..."

If you take your first ever flight on a helicopter and spot a banana in someone's backyard and ask the pilot to "go see".

If you go to the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum and take more pictures of the bananas growing outside as landscaping rather than all the exhibits inside.

If you're convinced that certain bananas prefer certain blankies to keep warm during the winter, and you know which blankies "belong" to which bananas. (Frank always has to have the red polar fleece!)

Haha.

I_GROWER · 09-20-2013, 08:09 PM

Registered, after exceeding your view count.

cincinnana · 12-14-2017, 07:25 PM

Bump......i stopped on the interstate to pick up some large landscape containers that blew out of a truck.

5 gal buckets are pretty popular too

obdiah · 12-14-2017, 09:39 PM

27-- your wife says you love your bananas more than her and you dont lie about it

28-- you know the location of every house with bananas growing out front for 50 miles in any direction

beam2050 · 12-15-2017, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by obdiah

27-- your wife says you love your bananas more than her and you dont lie about it

28-- you know the location of every house with bananas growing out front for 50 miles in any direction

sorry not competing.
if your significant other knows where every bodies banana are for miles around.

if you spend months reading only gabes posts.

if you cry every time your banana plant puts out a new leaf.

if you BUMP this thread.

if you read my posts.

if you believe I am capable of useful info.

if all of your friends and families can name more than 5 varieties.

if your friends and family make bad excuses not to come over.

Kegas76 · 12-15-2017, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cincinnana

Bump......i stopped on the interstate to pick up some large landscape containers that blew out of a truck.

5 gal buckets are pretty popular too

My neighbor about 10 houses down has a +3' banana growing in a 5 gal bucket sitting in their front yard. Not knocking on their door and telling them they should get a larger pot is killing me.

cincinnana · 12-16-2017, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegas76

My neighbor about 10 houses down has a +3' banana growing in a 5 gal bucket sitting in their front yard. Not knocking on their door and telling them they should get a larger pot is killing me.

Lol...i know what you are saying.

cincinnana · 12-24-2017, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lagniappe

Hey Y'all ,
I thought this would be a fun thing to keep going ! Please add to it !

You may be a banana hobbyist if ......

1. you buy so much fertilizer that homeland security has an eye on you .

2. You look at your plants 2-3 times a day to see how much they've grown since the last time you checked .

3. you've ever worked this problem : Dinner out 15.87
Ramen noodles - .12
total left for plant purchase 15.75

4 . Your kids were upset more than once because the "pup" you told your spouse you were bringing home was musa and not canine .

5. While plant shopping , your spouse becomes frustrated and exclaims "All you care about are bananas ." to which you reply " Not true ! I have several ensetes and 15 or so aroids !" .

6.The friends/relatives who were at your place for christmas drive around the block trying to find your house in june saying "That could'nt possibly be the same place".

7.Your "other than banana" plants (lawn ,azalea ....)grow less than 6 " per day and you wonder what the problem is .

8. Your friends tell you that you should get some parrots or monkeys .

9. You read the (entire)wiki more than once .

10. You've ever wanted to move further south just to be able to garden the way you would like .

11. You read about global warming , freak out a little , then calm down when you think "I wonder what my zone will be ten years from now ?" .

12. Your lawn is disappearing quickly with the onset of new planting beds .

13 .Your neihbors often say "they're shoveling another pile of something over there!" or "what's that smell???".

14.You spend 300 bucks to drive a few states over and visit for a few hours with a fellow grower and trade naners that would have only cost $8-$20 to ship.

You guys keep this goin' ! It should be a lot of fun !

It is great to feel the original fun of this post ....
We all have it...And have done it.

beam2050 · 12-26-2017, 05:08 PM

ok. I am feeling silly..............................you can blame cincinnaner for this.

you might be a banana fiend if you sing songs you hear, putting the word banana into it.

Buddy Holley... peggy sue.

bananas ooo bananas ooo
what the heck you put me thru
oh bananas...bananas ooo ,,ooo,, ooo,,, a ooo ,,,ooo
well I love you girl but I love my bananas too

Ritchey Valens ... la bamba............

banana banana banana
banana banana banana
I am not a sailor
I am not a sailor I am a captain
I am a captain I am a captain
banana banana banana
banana banana
viva la banana la la la

Tennessee Ernie Ford..........sixteen tons

you load sixteen tons and what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt
momma don't you tell me cuz I been told
I owe my soul to the bananas on the floor

Elvis Presley............ Kentucky rain

7 lonely nights, and dozen days ago
I reached out one night and your were gone
don't know why I'm a pig
I was hungry you dig
all I know is I want more at ho-o-ome
heavy rain keeps poring down
and up ahead is another plant to go thru
with the rain in my shoes
searching for youuuu

Hank Williams Sr......jambalaya

good bye joe me gotta go me oh my o
me gotta go pull the banana plants near the bayou
my pisang the sweetest one me oh my o
son of gun we'll have big fun near the bayou

Johnny Cash.............. folsom prison blues

I hear fed ex a comin
its rollin round the bend
they aint seen the sunshine... since...I don't know when
I've been stuck on this here porch here
and time kept dragin on
but fed ex is a comin
on down to my little home.

obdiah · 12-26-2017, 07:10 PM

he he he he gota be a banana feind btw you have chords and words for these gems
sing them on you tube do you have any bluegrass versions

cripple creek
goin down banana patch going at a run
going down banana patch to have a little fun

old joe clark
i went down to old beams house
never been there before
he slept in a banana tree and i slep on the floor

little maggie
well younder stands little maggie
with a shovel in her hand
shes planting another banana tree
deep in the cold cold sand

darling corry
dig a hole dig a hole in the meadow
dig a hole in the nice warm ground
dig a hole dig a hole in the meador
put a nother banana plant down

this is getting plumb silly

cincinnana · 12-26-2017, 08:43 PM

beam2050 · 12-28-2017, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obdiah

he he he he gota be a banana feind btw you have chords and words for these gems
sing them on you tube do you have any bluegrass versions

cripple creek
goin down banana patch going at a run
going down banana patch to have a little fun

old joe clark
i went down to old beams house
never been there before
he slept in a banana tree and i slep on the floor

little maggie
well younder stands little maggie
with a shovel in her hand
shes planting another banana tree
deep in the cold cold sand

darling corry
dig a hole dig a hole in the meadow
dig a hole in the nice warm ground
dig a hole dig a hole in the meador
put a nother banana plant down

this is getting plumb silly

well done.

tried to play guitar many years ago, wasn't much good at it.

obdiah · 12-28-2017, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by beam2050

well done.

tried to play guitar many years ago, wasn't much good at it.

should do well on y tube most of the folks on there cant play worth a darn I have been trying to learn banjo for 40 years still cant play

beam2050 · 12-28-2017, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by obdiah

should do well on y tube most of the folks on there cant play worth a darn I have been trying to learn banjo for 40 years still cant play

guitar isn't to hard, banjo is a tough mechine to work. you have to have real fast fingers. kudos to you.

bananimal · 01-03-2018, 09:34 AM

.....if you forget your password now and then. But still remember to take care of the naners. Still cleaning up the mess Irma made out of my mats. Up to the sixth big cartload of busted up pstems and lost fruit bunches now. The city is great about hauling the stuff away every Sat AM.

Hoping 2018 is better.

BTW----- the new Sweet Tart mango I planted this year has new shoots on the branches. Looks like it will make it. Had to replace the 11 yr old Cogshall that Irma demolished. Not planning on planting any more 45 gallon rootballs this year. I hope!!!

Kegas76 · 01-04-2018, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by bananimal

Still cleaning up the mess Irma made out of my mats. Up to the sixth big cartload of busted up pstems and lost fruit bunches now. The city is great about hauling the stuff away every Sat AM.

... if you see your neighbor putting out green yard waste and you ask if you can have it to compost or mulch your mats.

beam2050 · 01-04-2018, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegas76

... if you see your neighbor putting out green yard waste and you ask if you can have it to compost or mulch your mats.

who asks?

obdiah · 01-04-2018, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by beam2050

who asks?

You might be a banana fiend ... if you get arrested for swiping yard wast to compost your nanners

cincinnana · 01-06-2018, 10:28 PM

Fellas.....you funni.

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