You might be a banana fiend ...... - Page 16

lorax · 04-07-2009, 10:22 AM

# 4-hundred-whatever

When you're chasing Gros Michels across the small country where you live, but still take time to appreciate the local cultivars to the point where your truck is full of pups of everything but Gros Michels, and you have five new friends.

Tog Tan · 04-07-2009, 10:36 AM

While vociferously asking around for the Gros Michel, you suddenly feel your hair rising up as you turn to see a horrible looking thing running towards you calling out...."it's me Michelle, Michelle, I heard you are looking for me!"

lorax · 04-07-2009, 10:40 AM

That would be horrifying, especially here. We have Miguels and Miguelas, and even Miguel Angels, but Michel is a very uncommon name. If a Michel or Michelle answered my call, it would mean there was a grossly overweight French expat running towards the truck. I'd be booting it out of there faster than you can skin a nanner.

OMG. Banana fiend when you use the phrase "faster than you can skin a nanner" instead of "faster than you can say my name".

Bob · 04-07-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by austinl01

...if you go to bed each night holding your stuffed banana instead of your teddy bear.

Austin, you can't prove it!

[quote=lorax;69496]That would be horrifying, especially here. We have Miguels and Miguelas, and even Miguel Angels, but Michel is a very uncommon name. If a Michel or Michelle answered my call, it would mean there was a grossly overweight French expat running towards the truck. I'd be booting it out of there faster than you can skin a nanner.

That would be my luck.

Richard · 04-07-2009, 10:09 PM

... your nursery stock triples by adding banana plants alone!

austinl01 · 04-07-2009, 10:18 PM

...if your daughter asks for a pup for Christmas, she opens the box, and much to her dismay she got a Raja puri pup!

tafarm1 · 04-08-2009, 06:20 AM

if you spend 2000.00 o

n fuel to keep 200.00 worth of banana over winter.....

austinl01 · 04-08-2009, 01:40 PM

...if you can never eat a banana because you consider it murder!

austinl01 · 04-08-2009, 01:42 PM

...if, at Christmas time, you have thoughts of little banana fairies dancing in your head instead of sugar plums.

Chironex · 04-08-2009, 02:06 PM

If you keep checking this thread to see the latest affirmation of your addiction.

Bananaman88 · 04-22-2009, 08:46 PM

...if you spent almost $30 to have the first issue of Bananas Quarterly printed on nice glossy paper and bound when the "newstand" price is only $5!

lorax · 04-22-2009, 08:56 PM

lol, really?

mskitty38583 · 04-22-2009, 10:30 PM

or when you keep saying to yourself, "self when it gets warmer...just a little warmer...i KNOW there are pups under all that mulch....self leave the pups alone under all that mulch they are warm, if they get cold they will wither away....self i told you to leave that mulch alone"....then you get up in the morning to find the mulch pulled away and see the pretty little pups peeking through and you dont speak to self again cause self didnt listen.

Tog Tan · 04-26-2009, 02:38 PM

Thinking...fantasizing...that you can actually get rich by chalking up banana buck$ here.....

naner-girl · 05-15-2009, 03:01 PM

LoL thats funny.

Tog Tan · 05-15-2009, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tog Tan

Thinking...fantasizing...that you can actually get rich by chalking up banana buck$ here.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by naner-girl

LoL thats funny.

The 'naner fiend thingy has come to the stage where I no longer think...fantasize about it anymore or feel it's a funny thing by another member but considering doing it full time to be a million'nanerbuck$aire.....

naner-girl · 05-18-2009, 07:49 AM

when you become rich lend me a cupple. plz

Scuba_Dave · 05-18-2009, 10:48 AM

If you think a 72 pak is a good start

naner-girl · 05-18-2009, 12:19 PM

If you ask for a pup(banana) and to your dismay you get a puppy.

bananimal · 07-25-2009, 09:58 AM

....if you decide to take the "I cant throw it away" thing to a new level by taking the mama corms of the 4 mats you just dug up and plant them in the undeveloped lot next store. Since they're full of buds dumping them would be "BANANACIDE", right? Then you run a 1/4" water line under the fence from the 1" water main to a 10 ft length of drip line tubing to irrig the corm clusters. Now you got an off site pup farm for those who want em.

There is so much palmetto scrub and weed trees that they wont be seen from either direction along the fence. If I hear a bulldozer start up early in the AM, someday, I'll know the lot was sold to build on and my pup farm is a gonner. Or, I could run out and show them some arrowheads I found and claim the land is an old naitive burial site.

Ain't this the dummest thing you ever heard of??? I don't dare tell the wife!

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