Jen, I got a laugh out of you post first thing this morning. Please (BY FAR) don't think that you're the only impatient gardener, pulling the seeds out , prodding them and putting them back in! From my limited experience banana seeds will take at least a month to germinate(some much longer)
. While you're waiting for yours to arrive it would be helpful to check out some of the old posts in the seed germination forum.