wolfyhound

The first guy, oh, been there with a nice treble hook jammed into flesh. Treble hooks SUCK because it never seems like they nab you in a way that you can get it out easily. Regular hooks are usually much easier.

The second guy, although gruesome, it looks like a ton of stitches will put him right. Meaty but hopefully nothing essential got hit.

I figured there would be some gore from the title. Boating accidents are rarely cutesy!