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Darkman · 09-23-2013, 05:12 PM

Yeah and I won several International Lotteries I didn't enter. Unfortunately I couldn't get together the $4,000.00 in taxes so I lost millions. Now a relative in Africa has died and the lawyer says I just need a few grand to get the cash to clear customs. Fortunately I have a new job working from home. This guy sends me checks and all I have to do is cash them, buy a money order and send them to him. I get to keep $200.00 every time I cash one. My boss is so successful he doesn't even have time to cash his checks.

Am I lucky or what!!!!!!!!!

OK I have to run I have some Federal Bank Examiners here. We have to withdraw $10,000.00 out of my account. I'll give them the money(it's marked) and I get to help catch a crooked teller!

Wow I'm living the dream!

09-23-2013, 05:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
Darkman Dirt Master Darkman's Photo Gallery Location: Pensacola, FL South of I-10 Find me on the map! Zone: 8b/9a Name: Darkman Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,249 BananaBucks : 263,533 Feedback: 0 / 0% Said "Thanks" 9,263 Times Was Thanked 1,582 Times in 702 Posts Said "Welcome to Bananas" 243 Times	Re: Hello Ae Lovers Yeah and I won several International Lotteries I didn't enter. Unfortunately I couldn't get together the $4,000.00 in taxes so I lost millions. Now a relative in Africa has died and the lawyer says I just need a few grand to get the cash to clear customs. Fortunately I have a new job working from home. This guy sends me checks and all I have to do is cash them, buy a money order and send them to him. I get to keep $200.00 every time I cash one. My boss is so successful he doesn't even have time to cash his checks. Am I lucky or what!!!!!!!!! OK I have to run I have some Federal Bank Examiners here. We have to withdraw $10,000.00 out of my account. I'll give them the money(it's marked) and I get to help catch a crooked teller! Wow I'm living the dream! __________________ Darkman in Pensacola AS ALWAYS IMHO AND YOUR MILEAGE MAY DIFFER!!!!!!!! Life - Some assembly required, As is no warranty, Batteries not included, Instructions shipped separately and are frequently wrong! Kentucky Bourbon - It may not solve the problem but it helps to make it tolerable! Statistics - Data that analyst twist to support the insane opinions of those that pay them.