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Old 07-20-2011, 09:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Exclamation Re: Plant People!!!

As Max fearfully watched through the peekhole he finally heard the men talking...the one with the long straight hair said "uh oh, here comes Ratso"!!!


Max felt a load of something unusual release into his underpants, as he stood there completely paralyzed and frozen with fear to imagine this Ratso character and what might ensue. Panic was imminent when he heard the hitman's footsteps approaching. He dared to look through the peekhole so he could get a close-up look at this 'Ratso'...


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Ratso was not happy!


His eyes were bloodshot and he only had two teeth but they were pointy and black...there was a long and intimidating chain hanging from his ear and he was on a cell phone. Max was paranoid that Ratso was already booking a fitting appointment for his cement boots if he didn't cough up the cash owed, in one quick hurry. His family would never know that he was now a permanent fixture on the bottom of the Pacific!


Suddenly Ratso pulled something out of his pocket that Max couldn't see and he spoke for the first time...


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