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Old 09-18-2009, 05:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Banana sex cult leader hunted by police in Papua New Guinea - Telegraph

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Old 09-18-2009, 07:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Just when you think you have heard it all..........
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yes, I can imagine the cult leader also telling them that their banana will be twice/three times as big, when they have sex in public. And he wouldn't even be lying.
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Amazing what people will do to grow bigger nanners! But I guess they would grow bigger if ya peeled them first LOL !!!!!!
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The world doesn't get less strange on a daily basis, does it?
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Yes, I can imagine the cult leader also telling them that their banana will be twice/three times as big, when they have sex in public. And he wouldn't even be lying.
LOL. Before reading the article I assumed they were using bananas in their sexual practices!
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I'm surprised he got followers who believed this....or, maybe they were just looking for an excuse to have sex in public LOL
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Really? Banana harvests increase when you have sex in public??? *goes to have sex outside* LOL.

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Nothing like the great outdoors!....................if that's all it takes !....... "Honeeeeeey ....would you mind helping me out with something...............it's been scientifically proven that..................."
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Okay guys , this is Super!! But we can't call it the "Banana Sex Cult" since that's already been taken. Open for any suggestions for a name (oh, and the new uses for the nanners)!!
No wonder they're so happy!!
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It doesn't work for my nanners.
(Well, the DO & DN are doing REALLY good...)
I have the bananas out by the pool...

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Oops! Hi Cheryl ,
Glad your nanners are safe from that horrible cult! Glad ya got a great new Gran Nain, too !! It's twice as big as my GN, already, and I've been growing mine all summer!
Oh, disregard my last post, below. Just being silly.
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Some story ….live to believe…
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A bunch of ridiculous morons - the followers even more so!


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So its merely a coincidence that Musa ingens grows in Papua, New Guinea?
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A bunch of ridiculous morons - the followers even more so!

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They're like something out of a comic book !! If ya wanna know how dumb people can be, just watch, the Banana Sex Cult will show ya !!
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No sh*t, Eric - couldn't have said it better myself.


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Can't we at least give this some consideration before rushing to call them crazy?.........................
LMFAO! AGREED! *goes outside naked again* Wonder if it works for 'single player games' too?? LOL.
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