Two rednecks, Jimbo and Bubba, aresitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jimbo turns to Bubba
and says,

'You know, I'm tired of going through life without
an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
Community College and sign up for some classes.'

Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jimbo goes down to the college and

meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up
for the four basic classes:

Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jimbo says. 'What 's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you
own a weed eater?' 'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed

eater,

I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true , I do have a yard .'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you
have a yard, I think logically that you would have a
house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you
might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife. And because you have
a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able
to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Jimbo shakes the
Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar.

He tells Bubba about his classes,
how he is signed up for Math, English,

History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's that?'
Jimbo says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have
a weed eater?'

'No'

'Then you're a queer