THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from the shower, she stands in front of the mirror complaining to her
husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, she fetchs a piece of toilet paper and stands in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will
this take?' she asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband replies. She
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'
Gino