NotherNana

*If a fly didn't have wings would it be called a 'walk'?
*If a goose and a gander called 'Geese' why isn't a moose and his mate called 'Meese'?
*Why do scientists call it RE-search if they are looking for something new?
*How many turtles does it take to make a can of turtlewax?
*If a tree falls in the forest and no-one's around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
*If Air travel is so safe, why do they call it a 'terminal'?
*If a pig loses his voice, is it 'dis-gruntled?'
*Why do they call it 'The department of Interior' if they are in charge of the Outdoors?
*Why do they put Braille on the keypads at the drive-through ATM's?
*Will wearing short sleeves show 'The right to bear arms'?
*Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
*Why are toilet flush handles on the left side?
*If a parsley farmer is sued can he garnish his wages?
*Does a fish get cramps after eating?
*Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?
*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
*How can someone be 'dirt poor' and another 'filthy rich'?
*If it's called 'tourist season'...why can't we shoot them?
*If you choked a smurf what color would it turn?
*If a vampire can't see his reflection in the mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
*Where are the germs that cause 'good breath'?
*If Walmart is lowering it's prices daily, why isn't everything free yet?
*What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
*If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain could fall out?
*If your 'born again'...does it mean you have two belly buttons?

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