Re: Dumb Jokes
Never count out the 'aged'-lol!!!
An elderly man in Illinois had owned a farm for
many Years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so
Shawn fixed it up nice with pic nic tables,
and some apple, and peach trees
One evening old Shawn decided to go down to the pond, as he Hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.
As Shawn neared the pond, he heard voices laughing. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' Shawn frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to
feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
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