Re: Dumb Jokes
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one night with the lights off when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving past the small of her neck.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost position on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.
As she had become quite aroused by his caressing, she asked in a soft sexy voice, "That was wonderful, why did you stop?"
He said, "I found the remote."
THEN; the remote was smashed, the TV was smashed and his face was smashed......
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Tog Tan has sadly suddenly passed away 6/16/09. We will miss you Tog Tan.
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