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lorax · 03-05-2009, 10:19 AM

A little sparrow, late for the winter migration, was flying along in a snowstorm and froze up, falling to the ground. He lay there freezing for most of the next day, and then a cow came over, and piled upon him a big steaming mound of cowpie.

And the little bird started to thaw out. He was warm, and he felt good. Better than he had all winter. He was so happy that he started singing at the top of his lungs.

The farm cat, hearing this song, went looking for the source, and coming upon the chirping cowpat, he proceeded to dig out the sparrow and eat him.

The moral? Not everyone who gets you into sh*t is your enemy, and not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend. And if you're warm and happy, shut the hell up!

03-05-2009, 10:19 AM	#60 (permalink)
lorax Banned lorax's Photo Gallery Location: Ecuador, South America Find me on the map! Zone: USDA 13 / Köppen-Geiger BSh Name: Lorax Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,532 BananaBucks : 382,353 Feedback: 0 / 0% Said "Thanks" 742 Times Was Thanked 3,040 Times in 1,188 Posts Said "Welcome to Bananas" 464 Times	Re: Dumb Jokes A little sparrow, late for the winter migration, was flying along in a snowstorm and froze up, falling to the ground. He lay there freezing for most of the next day, and then a cow came over, and piled upon him a big steaming mound of cowpie. And the little bird started to thaw out. He was warm, and he felt good. Better than he had all winter. He was so happy that he started singing at the top of his lungs. The farm cat, hearing this song, went looking for the source, and coming upon the chirping cowpat, he proceeded to dig out the sparrow and eat him. The moral? Not everyone who gets you into sht is your enemy, and not everyone who gets you out of sht is your friend. And if you're warm and happy, shut the hell up!