A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two Black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of The cows had something white in its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball With my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
I don't remember much after that...
