Re: Dumb Jokes
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she
decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park,
grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have
kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave
$10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7
A.M."
Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and
told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park
to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she
had
instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note.
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde
would do this to another."
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Bill  for my friend 
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