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Filipinos- the most technologically advanced civilization

After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one
thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists
dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists
have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded
that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone
1000 years earlier than the Russians".

One week later, a Filipino newspaper reported the following: "After
digging as deep as 500 metres, Filipino scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their
ancestors were already using wireless technology".

and another

Fw: $10 a Pill

> >Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa
> >found
>
> >a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using
> >one
> >of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad;
>they're
>
> >very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a
> >pill,"Answered the son.
> >"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we
>
> >leave in the morning,
> >I"ll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son
>found
>
> >$110.00 under
> >the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was
> >$10.00,
> >not $110.00. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma.

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