Re: Dumb Jokes
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees 3 men seated at a table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the eye and says...
I went by your Grandmas' house today, saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Maaan! She is one fine looking woman!!
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His Buddies are confused, this biggest, baddest biker fights at the drop of a hat!
The drunk again leans over, looks the big, bad biker in the eye and says...
I got it on with your Grandma! She is great! Best I ever had!!
The other bikers are not only confused but now really annoyed, but the big bad biker shakes his head and says nothing.
One more time this drunk leans in real close to the big bad biker and says:
Boy, I'll tell ya what...she really enjoyed it too your Grandma really liked it!
At this point the big bad biker stands up.
Takes the drunk firmly by the shoulders looks him squarely in the eyes and says:
GRANDPA...GO HOME!
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I wanna buy your seeds...maybe??
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