And finally, the best goes last, this is the description of socialism, as one of our journalists wrote it several days ago (in celebration of defeating socialists here).
Socialism, definition:
1. Everybody has a job.
2. Although everybody has a job, nobody actually does anything.
3. Although nobody does anything, the plan is always fulfilled on more than 100%
4. Although the plan is fulfilled on more than 100%, there's an absolute lack of everything everywhere.
5. Although there's an absolute lack of everything everywhere, everybody has everything.
6. Although everybody has everything, everybody keeps stealing.
7. Although everybody keeps stealing, nothing actually disappears or is unaccounted for.
It's so confusing on purpose. Hope this brings some smile to your faces.
