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82 . You slap one of these on your older freinds cars...
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83. You keep checking out those banana earrings on eBay and convince yourself they would make a cute gift for your patient wife.
84. You ask your wife if she'd mind a change in the kitchen decor and then suggest the addition of a clock with a banana design. 85. You've referred two or more members to bananas.org in the past week! :D 86. You scoff at those folks in zone 10 with small yards and set your mind to proving you can find a way to grow more bananas in your big zone 9 yard. You then talk Jarred into adding a new profile category so you can keep track of progress! (okay, I know I'll never catch up to Pintandeigo!) Harvey |
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You're definitely a banana field if you look at your Yellow Lab late at night crashed on her pillow and realize she looks just like a banana! |
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........you drive around with a shovel and trash bags in your truck, looking for "Orphans" in yards of houses for sale.
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89. Most all of the landscaping from when you bought your house has been replaced with, well, you know...
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Came in handy this morning too, I deployed on a rescue op......No Banana gets left behind ! :nanertank: :2687:
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90. If you see a 14' banana out a downtown window and the first thing you think of is this thread?
"KANSAS CITY, MO. -- A giant papier mache banana now graces the Avenue of Arts Exhibition at 12th and Central in Kansas City. The 14-foot piece of art is part of the Avenue of Arts exhibit on the east wall of the Folly Theatre. The sculpture is the final piece of artwork to be installed for the 2007 Avenue of the Arts exhibition. The papier mache banana was conceptualized and created by local artists A. Bitterman and Deborah Pettid" |
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.............Pups follow you home.[IMG]
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92. .....You read Annajw s post about the banana cell phone cover and acually order it .
http://www.bananas.org/showthread.php?t=2414 |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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or when your up at 2 oclock in the morning out in the pouring rain collecting rain water for your Ae,just so you dont have to keep stressing about keeping the plants ph low!
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Jason , I have an r.o. unit for sale and I'll throw in some coffee grounds .
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94 . ...you dig a moat for spider mites !!
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95. ....you try to identify banana plants that you see in prints / paintings
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You wake up in the morning, and run outside to check on your newest pup! Grab the coffee, let the dog out, look around... and realize it was just a DREAM. :0491: AGAIN!!!!!! |
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97. You keep having the dreams about the new pups.
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#98. You start to write #97, and one of your cats decides to leap from the cabinets above you; lands on a
And all you can do is be ticked off about, is that your last post about bananas was interrupted. :) :jumpingonbednaner: :) Oh, and hope to dream of banana pups tonight. |
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interesting chain of events ! Real Jerry Lewis stuff ! |
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#99 While planning for a cruise to the Caribbean one of you major concerns is that you will run out of room in your suitcase for banana corms to bring back.
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#100 You cry and cry when customs lightens your suitcase by confiscating all your banana corms you brought back from your cruise to the Caribbean.
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lol... I know I couldn't actually get away with it but it would be nice :D
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I left out alot of that story. Like the other cats running in all directions; dog barking like crazy; Cockatoo also barking - okay- SCREAMING - like crazy. Which makes the other birds start yelling... Oh, and the two shards of glass that somehow sliced the back of my hand open. Always an adverture at our house. :banana_pi :choochoo: :choochoo: :choochoo: |
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Why wouldn't you be able to bring any back ? I buy plants from overseas all the time. Less than 13 plants doesn't even need a Phytosanitary certificate. There are just a few plants that you can''t bring into the U.S., Bananas isn't one of them as far as I know.
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#102 When you move your kids swing set because it is a good location for banana plants.
#103 When your three year old daughter comes to you while you are on the computer and tells you no more bananas. #104 When you spend five hundred dollars on a system to keep the dog from your bananas. #105 When your bananas have more room in the yard than the dog. #106 When you got to dig new holes for your bananas when your wife is not home. :2185: |
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Having plants shipped from "certified nurseries" is not the same thing as a civilian (not a plant dealer) --- trying to bring plants/corms/bulbs in your luggage into the US thru customs.
I have been thru this in a return trip from PR which is still part of the USA. Every thing veggie/fruitee was thrown into bins with no questions asked? If you snuk a bunch of quenepas in your pants you had to eat them on the plane as you were checked again when you debarked. I live in a state that is overrun with foreign plant and fish species, diseases. More people need to take ownership in goings on, wherever they live. Environmental, social issues -- etc.. When one sees how many red lights get run on a given day here in Fla it's obvious why there are so many man-made environmental problems. Many folks don't care, don't take ownership or pride in their communities - yet they continue to live here. We that do care often get hot, upset and vocal when stuff happens. Sorry if If anyone was offended about this post before edit. Dan Bananimal |
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Bananimal,
Did you fly into Florida from P.R.? , that might be why if so. Florida has lots of State regulations in addition to the Federal ones that everybody is under.I remember driving from California to Louisiana and being stopped at the Arizona border and pretty much having to get rid of any kind of fruit/plant.That's another place with all kinds of State regs. I'm pretty sure that most of the guys in Thailand that I've dealt with weren't "certified" nurseries, in fact i got a package of plants from there on Thursday. |
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Dan ,
Many , if not most , of the fish and plants you reffer to are not ones that someone brought in 'up the sleeve ' . They came in through the proper channels and just happened to do well in that enviroment . Some were even introduced as a means of control . This is only my understanding and I could be very wrong about this and apologize if thats the case . I would not have even posted on this but you dropped it in what is supposed to be a light hearted thread . On that note....Can't we all just get along ? |
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Ok... just so that this thread can move on with what it was intended for. I would like to offer bananimal an open invitation to PM me to resolve this issue in a peaceful and respectful manner. I came to this website to make friends, NOT enemies. I apologize for my foul language used in my post and will remove it out of respect for all the other members of this wonderful site.
and to get the ball rolling again... #107 You might be a banana fiend if... you know that the 'bunchy top virus' is not a series of bad hair-dos from the '80's. |
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#107 You might be a banana fiend if... you know that the 'bunchy top virus' is not a series of bad hair-dos from the '80's.[/quote]
ROFLMAO !!! There sure were some bad ones too...... |
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OMG... This is sooo neat ! My wife has been downloading Karaoke songs from the ' 80's hair bands ' all morning . Then , She let me have the puter' and I see this !!!! You are as demented as I am to come up with that !:0517: :0517: :0517: :06: :08: :08: :08: :08:
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Do you guys remember : the dreaded 'mullet' , The 'duck tail' , or those darn lines kids cut over the sideburns ?
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unfortunately the "mullet" is still alive and kicking here in Good Ol Westlake.......:2723: :2723: :2723:
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Unfortunatly , it can be found throughout the bayou state . At least the 'moon walk ' has been forgotten !
We went to our favorite Karaoke place in Vegas recently and this topic came up . Someone sang "Rappers Delight " and several of us tried to breakdance . It was horrible ! But it did bring up the topic of the 80's and all the crazy things folks did back then . If I could go back , I would move my entire portfolio over to 'styling mousse' ! |
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Every now and then I see a Mullett here in Jersey. Its a very rare thing, kids point and old ladies cover their eyes!
Recently I was treated to a Mullett driving an 80's T-top Camaro or Firebird! Wish I had my camera... #108: You dread winter, you hate winter, but Jimmy Buffett CD's help you make it through... ~Joe |
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#109 Water restriction? Yea right!! LOL!!
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you have to move your Bananas because it is taking you an hr and half to get a cup of coffee...... Take coffee cup to kitchen set on counter.. look over see banana plant.. wonder if it needs water... forget coffee cup to inspect plant.. return to seat 20 min later.. look around for coffee remember empty cup on the counter... return to coffee cup.. pour coffee.. see banana again.. wonder if that is a new leaf you see starting... return to plant for another inspection.... 20 min later after inspecting all the other plants return to seat...... dang.. still didn't get coffee.. return to coffee cup.. wonder if the 20 min old coffee will still dissolve creamer.... dump in creamer.. then sugar.. while waiting for sugar to sink creamer.. notice a lower leaf that is brown and could be pruned off.. look for scissors... primp the banana and others.. return to seat... DAMN!!! where is my coffee!!!! return to cup.. too cold to drink now.. microwave.... while I'm waiting.... Awww but they look soo cute!!!! is that a bug???? back to inspecting plants oblivious to the microwave ding.... return to seat... Hmmm.. still no coffee??? Thankfully when you return to the microwave hubby steps in-between you and plants to ensure you complete your mission.... True story!!!! Now if hubby sees coffee cup empty on counter he usually just fixes it for me and brings it.. |
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Gina, your husband is much more understanding than my wife!!! ;)
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