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Bob 06-21-2009 04:35 PM

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[SIZE="7"]Day of the Durian[/size]
Well, I've been claiming I was going to attempt this for a while. Before all credibility is lost, today is the day....Durian Day. If you've ever seen "Bizzarre Foods" on the travel channel, you may have seen Andrew Zimmern dropped to his knees ready to wretch after taking only one bite. Then again on the same network Anthony Bourdain calmly eats one outside a South East Asian hotel where they're not allowed indoors so as not to offend the guests. How would I fare against this controversial tropical enigma.
It's been favorably compared to tasting like a rotten onion combined with wet socks. Can't be that unbearable right......right? Asians eat them all the time....... of course....... well I'm going to just be brave and dig in. The midievel looking spikey fleshed nemisis is now on my radar. The picture of a pig on the blue ribbon........................disturbing.

I steel my reserve with a cigar(it's an Upmann recommended by our late pal. I normaly don't smoke this time of year but.......He liked strong ones...me mild..Never came out and called me katoi farang but,,,,,,it was implied). I also use some help and advice in my mental preparation from lorax and Dalmationsoap....Thanks guys.

Well here goes:
Im going in.
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No holding back now first bite....CHARGE!!!

I know its coming back up ok nows the test of my mettle

waiting......waiting................................hey.....it's not even not bad.....I want more!
Not only is it not bad ..... I really like it. I would say it's between a banana custard and a sping onion/ scallion taste/ Doesn't sound good but does peanut butter and chocolate sound like a likely combo. I'm digging in.

In the end nothing is left but the seeds.

which Chong suggested a while back that I roast and eat......
They're in the oven now.

Don't believe everything you hear..... get out and live a little and you might like what you find.. I'm glad I did.

CValentine 06-21-2009 04:39 PM

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Awesome & FUN Bob!!! :) ~Cheryl

Dalmatiansoap 06-21-2009 04:44 PM

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CONGRATULATIONS BOB!!
Well said and even better done!
:woohoonaner:

lorax 06-21-2009 04:56 PM

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Well done! Tasty treats, Durian. Now, on to the red-hot chicken wings challenge!

chong 06-21-2009 05:00 PM

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Congratulations, Bob!

Don't you just love this guy? Huh? Personally, I don't understand what the big deal is anyway. It only smells garlicky. (Okay, strong garlicky!) But the taste is like custard with onion. (Okay, strong onion.)

Oh! BTW, Bob . . . the Durian smell on your body will wear out after a few hours. Don't bother taking a shower before then because it won't do any good. LOL!

Bob 06-21-2009 05:00 PM

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RE: hot wings I'm on it . Decided not to attempt too much in one day. It will be coming.:ha:

Bob 06-21-2009 05:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chong (Post 81191)
Congratulations, Bob!

Don't you just love this guy? Huh? Personally, I don't understand what the big deal is anyway. It only smells garlicky. (Okay, strong garlicky!) But the taste is like custard with onion. (Okay, strong onion.)

Oh! BTW, Bob . . . the Durian smell on your body will wear out after a few hours. Don't bother taking a shower before then because it won't do any good. LOL!

Now you tell me...... guess we know what I'm NOT doing tonight.:ha::ha::ha:

chong 06-21-2009 05:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 81193)
Now you tell me...... guess we know what I'm NOT doing tonight.:ha::ha::ha:

Bob,
No need to skip it tonight. Just prepare a dinner that consists of entreés that have a lot of garlic, and/or even, curry, e.g., adobo, Malaysian curried rice-vermicelli, hot and sour soup, etc. She might even find you "delicious"! Here's an even better suggestion, if you can get her to eat a durian, not only will the smell then be oblivious to her, but it will even have a positive effect on her. Durian is better than oysters! Check out the link below!
http://www.universalpartnersgroup.co...Properties.pps

Simply Bananas 06-21-2009 05:47 PM

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Congrats Bob. I actually had a Durian in hand on Thursday. We had our annual Solstice pig roast Mojito Party last night so the Durian had to wait. My day of the Durian is coming too.

Bob 06-21-2009 05:59 PM

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Thanks Chong and everyone. What a great link I'm happy you sent it. I just told lorax in a pm that my whole innards are very warm. Being not the most sensitive I didn't expect much. I'm glad I've eaten this and may actually eatit again....more on that tomorrow though.

momoese 06-21-2009 06:49 PM

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WTG Bob, that's very adventurous of you! Did the dog get any or did you hog it all to yourself?

Bob 06-21-2009 06:56 PM

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The dogs nibbled a bit of what was left. If I had seen Chongs link earlier i would have known better how to cut it and they'd have had none. I guess I'm glad they had some but am worried about the gastrointestinal effects.

Bob 06-21-2009 07:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Bananas (Post 81205)
Congrats Bob. I actually had a Durian in hand on Thursday. We had our annual Solstice pig roast Mojito Party last night so the Durian had to wait. My day of the Durian is coming too.

Solstice!!!! Pig roast!!!!! mojito party!!!!? Next time let me know I'm what 15 hour drive? Can always stop to fish outer banks for a break in the middle!!!!!

lorax 06-21-2009 07:33 PM

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Hey Bob, Keen Bananas.org Tshirt!

Chironex 06-21-2009 09:35 PM

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You know, our old chum is laughing his butt off and hoisting a toast to your first durian - cigar in the other hand of course!

Mauro Gibo 06-21-2009 10:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chong (Post 81201)
Bob,
No need to skip it tonight. Just prepare a dinner that consists of entreés that have a lot of garlic, and/or even, curry, e.g., adobo, Malaysian curried rice-vermicelli, hot and sour soup, etc. She might even find you "delicious"! Here's an even better suggestion, if you can get her to eat a durian, not only will the smell then be oblivious to her, but it will even have a positive effect on her. Durian is better than oysters! Check out the link below!
http://www.universalpartnersgroup.co...Properties.pps

Mr. Chong, Maybe not so many people like the smell of Durian, but as you well know the taste is terrific. Once you learn to enjoy it, it becomes a habit to eat Durian. When I went to Mindanao I ate it all the time. Here in Asia it's called the "Queen" of the tropical fruits, of course the "King" is the Mangosteen. I am taking the opportunity to thank you for giving me the information on how to make male papayas bear fruits. I planted 10 seeds of papaya from Brazil and 8 of them were males, only 2 were female plants. I broke the tips of the male seedlings and now they are already bearing fruits. "Mission Accomplished". Much Obliged! Muito Obrigado. Regards. Mauro

chong 06-21-2009 10:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 81208)
Thanks Chong and everyone. What a great link I'm happy you sent it. I just told lorax in a pm that my whole innards are very warm. Being not the most sensitive I didn't expect much.

One thing that the link didn't say, and I forgot to caution you on, is not to drink alcoholic beverages during and after you eat Durian. There's a conflict of interest there. Durian elevates your blood temperature, while alcohol lowers it. I believe our buddy, Tog, reinforced this in no uncertain terms, when I posted an article regarding mixing alcohol with Durian.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 81208)
I'm glad I've eaten this and may actually eat it again....more on that tomorrow though.

Is it because of what may or may not happen tonight? So now, are you bragging or complaining? Okay, I can wait for the answer tomorrow!

Bob 06-22-2009 06:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chong (Post 81238)
One thing that the link didn't say, and I forgot to caution you on, is not to drink alcoholic beverages during and after you eat Durian. There's a conflict of interest there. Durian elevates your blood temperature, while alcohol lowers it. I believe our buddy, Tog, reinforced this in no uncertain terms, when I posted an article regarding mixing alcohol with Durian.

Ugh Chong, Now you tell me. I remember Tog saying that under no circumstance should you consume any alchohol while eating one of these. I thought you had replied that it was only kind of an over blown rumor. Guess who I went with?

Is it because of what may or may not happen tonight? So now, are you bragging or complaining? Okay, I can wait for the answer tomorrow!

Actually I was worried more about the effects this morning! All systems normal.
For the record even this morning my innards feel noticeably warmer than normal..... interesting that a fruit can be that powerful.

Dalmatiansoap 06-22-2009 06:51 AM

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Ehehey Orang puteh!!
Looks like everything is fine now?
No side efects?

Bob 06-22-2009 06:54 AM

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Nope nothing bad, just feel very very warm inside. Not as much as last night though.


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