I Kicked a Banana because I'm Cool
 

I wouldn't normally post somethng like this here, but since my answer had a banana in it, I did!

P.S. I would never kick a banana! LOL!



This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject
line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person
that
sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
geen---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself


Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to
your friends.
Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!
I can't wait to see what you guys get stuck with!

Re: I Kicked a Banana because I'm Cool
 

I dry humped a monster because I was high.

I know this is really just a trick to find out everyones birthday :hiiiiyanana:

Re: I Kicked a Banana because I'm Cool
 

I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

Wooo Hoooo im sexy!!! LMAO LMAO!!!:woohoonaner:

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Just so people know that I didn't write it. Just passed it along because it had a banana in it. Now that I've read the whole thing, maybe I should edit some of the answers...

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Nah you do not have to edit. Im mexican , no offense at all. but im SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:woohoonaner:

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Lol!!!

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I sang to a noodle because I can't control myself :2755:.

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I had lunch with my brother because I am a ninja. Interesting, but I don't have a brother( unless my sister has a sex change or somethig, and that's doubtful)

Ooh, Frank has a birthday in a few days. Happy Early Biirthday Frank!!!!!!!!!
Zac

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I sang to my best friend's boyfriend because I can't control myself. :2719:

~Joe

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I did the Macarena with a fireman because I'm cool like that.

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I sang to your mom because I was drunk

:bananajoy:

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Happy Belated Birthday Wim. You share a birthday with my father.:bananarow:

Zac

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I sang to my best friends boyfriend because i'm sexy and I do what I want!

Oddly enough it looks like I share a B-day with one of you........Joe

Jay

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:bananas_b: Cheers! Happy Belated Birthday Jay!

~Joe

Lots of October people here I'd say!

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I choked on an iPod because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Wierd - I knew I put it somewhere. :cool:

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I danced with my dog because I'm cool like that.

Wow didn't know these things were sooo accurate. LOL

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I ran over a stuffed animal because i'm cool like that.

Actually, the animal i ran over was stuffed full of bananas from Banana Annas Banana jungle, so it wasn't animal murder, , it was a nanner rescue:2182: : . AAAAHHH-eee-AAAAHHH-ee-aaahhh-ee-aaaahhhhh; :2182:

Re: I Kicked a Banana because I'm Cool
 

Ok........:0493:

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I sang to a banana because I am sexy and I do what I want!

LOL.

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Geeez Steelviper, I didn't realise that was you! I am sooo sorry! forgive?:shareluvnana: