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Just when you think you have heard it all..........:ha:
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:woohoonaner::woohoonaner::woohoonaner:Nice story.
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Yes, I can imagine the cult leader also telling them that their banana will be twice/three times as big, when they have sex in public. And he wouldn't even be lying. :ha:
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Amazing what people will do to grow bigger nanners! :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: But I guess they would grow bigger if ya peeled them first LOL :ha: :ha: !!!!!!
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The world doesn't get less strange on a daily basis, does it?
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I'm surprised he got followers who believed this....or, maybe they were just looking for an excuse to have sex in public LOL
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Really? Banana harvests increase when you have sex in public??? *goes to have sex outside* LOL.
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Nothing like the great outdoors!....................if that's all it takes !....... "Honeeeeeey ....would you mind helping me out with something...............it's been scientifically proven that...................:woohoonaner:"
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Okay guys :), this is Super!! But we can't call it the "Banana Sex Cult" since that's already been taken. Open for any suggestions for a name (oh, and the new uses for the nanners)!!
:nanerwizard: No wonder they're so happy!! :nanerwizard: |
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It doesn't work for my nanners.
(Well, the DO & DN are doing REALLY good...) :ha: I have the bananas out by the pool... :shareluvnana::bananas_j:nanablowskisses: ...Maybe it's 'cause they're watching.... :jumpingonbednaner::eek: ~Cheryl |
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Oops! Hi Cheryl :o,
Glad your nanners are safe from that horrible cult! Glad ya got a great new Gran Nain, too :) !! It's twice as big as my GN, already, and I've been growing mine all summer! Oh, disregard my last post, below. Just being silly. |
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Some story ….live to believe…
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A bunch of ridiculous morons - the followers even more so!
WOW!!! : O |
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So its merely a coincidence that Musa ingens grows in Papua, New Guinea?
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If they do catch them, they should be convicted of Intentional Brainlessness! |
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:ha: No sh*t, Eric - couldn't have said it better myself.
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Yeah, I think tonight I will eat an ice cream cone, right after I count to a million - I heard it makes tomato plants produce a larger yield!
 If you want a bumper crop of peppers though, you must eat two ice cream cones, right after you count to a million, backwards! Who would like to begin the count?... I bet I will have some followers, before this page ends...  : ) |
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I worked so hard to come up with a Fantastic comeback, unfortunately, I was LM*AO so hard I fell out of my chair & now I'm out cold :(.
Ps. Dont stop now!! I dont mind falling outa my chair twice :) !! |
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Double chocolate fudge dipped in chocolate..............1,000,000.....999,999.....999,998........ .:waving:
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Shoot - I forgot the most important part!!!
: O You must be naked, wearing nothing but a metallic silver cape! The whole thing voids out if the cape is not worn, and you must begin the count again from zero. Begin again Bob, and show us proof that you are wearing the cape... If you want a massive crop of brocolli...  you must jog around the block three times in women's lingerie, with a garlic necklace around your neck, pluck three pubic hairs from a chicken, and then wash out your toilet with pure black strap molasses - while simultaneously urinating into a ketchup bottle (must be heinz - not no-name), and then caw like a crow 6 times! Now go look at your broccoli and tell me what you see...  : ) |
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Sorry the chicken just doesn't want to cooperate.....guess it's going to be a bad broccoli year. I'm kind of digging the silver cape though...what the neighbors must think:2140:
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I knew you would be a follower, for sure Bob. Feels good to be a minority, huh?...
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I still keep wondering, where you found those images and smilies, Holly. :ha:
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Bored one night Jack - found them off the internet.
Yes, I enjoy them too, and people always ask me where I get them - even send me pm's about them. : ) |
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I thought you might be missing my insults and were due for a good one. Glad you liked it.
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Certainly if I remembered where Jack, I would have told you, but I was just bored one night and couldn't even begin to tell you specifically where I found them - sorry.
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Found a Great one of a Banana exposing himself.... If anyone's interested :) !!
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I just wanna see it - where is it?...
Jack - I think I typed 'gardening avatars' in the google search window and then I proceeded to go through hundreds of them, to get the ones I wanted.  |
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