Re: Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

Imagine the jungle resulting from that pairing... :D

Re: Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

:shareluvnana::bananas_j:raftingnaner::volleyballnaner:

Re: Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

It would be awesome!!! We'd build a machine that changes climate and nanners would take over the world!

Re: Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

That could be dangerous. Imagine a banana warlord... :2723:

Re: Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

"what mama don't know won't hurt her"
I love that saying :D

Re: Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

If she's that jealous, you don't need her in your life, trust me! When I was younger, I used to think it was cool to have a chick that was that clingy, until it happened to me a few times. Now, it's the biggest red flag out there! Don't walk; run Forrest, run!!!

Here's a funny story about something similar:

My niece and I are really close. We're only 11 years apart, and we didn't meet until we were both adults, so we imprinted a bit oddly. I call her Babe and she calls me Darling or Love. No, we are not from West Virginia. So one day, I was living with this woman, and my niece called. I said, "Hey Babe!" and we continued talking as I went onto the back porch to smoke. She said she loved me and I said the same. I came back inside, and my GF was standing there with her hands on her hips.
"Who was that?!" she demanded.
I couldn't resist.
"Umm, it was... Jake... from State Farm."
Now normally, this is where the laugh track would cut in, but it got even better.
"If you're calling Jake from State Farm, 'Babe,' maybe we have an even bigger problem."
I handed her the phone and told her to hit redial.

Now seriously, if you are seeing issues with jealousy, be very careful. PM me if you want. After I got divorced, I spent about five years on all sorts of forums and sites and picked up all sorts of assorted crazies. I can spot them a mile away now. I remember this one poor b@$tard was talking to this woman, and she suddenly dropped off the face of the Earth. He was devastated. I told him she most likely had a boyfriend who was in prison, and he'd just gotten out. This guy was just a temp. About a month later, he found out that was the case. Wonder how I knew...

Re: Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

Mine said the same thing, but if I score an A'e A'e, it's getting planted. Unfortunately, she's seen one before, and it would be difficult to pass it off as something else since it does tend to stand out. I wonder if she would believe that one of the bananas I have now just somehow happened to spontaneously mutate into a variegated one?

Re: Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

Just tell her that one of the plants had babies. Bananas are like cats and rabbits; they multiply.