Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
 

Unfortunately for her, my giant mekongs just arrived. I think I will just tell her they are pups from the basjoo that just popped up. As coach Kline says "what mama don't know won't hurt her"

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Mine said the same thing............12 plants ago ;)

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My wife said no more pet snake. Sneak here sneak there she hardly noticed.

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Sometimes it's good being single...

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Grounds for divorce in most states I'm sure.

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I'm still trying to figure out if she has a point when enough is enough for her lol. I think I'm lucky and she doesn't care. I figured 3 rooms full of stuff being overwintered inside would have but nope not yet she says she likes the jungle. Even after I hooked up my grow lights she said I love the lights it's like having sunlight inside and wants couple more. Think she is as crazy as me I guess :)

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Then no more wife!!! Problem solved. A bit costly though...

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You got that right!

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I'm lucky, my husband is getting as obsessed as I am. :ha: One variety turned into three varieties, then that somehow turned into... uh... 12. We're stopping there for now but he knows full well that we'll end up with more eventually, and he's cool with that.

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I used to do the same thing with my ex wife regarding guns. I had so many that when I bought a new one, she'd say, "I haven't seen that one before." I'd just tell her she must have overlooked it. :2723:

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JP-

You must be going about it the wrong way. I downloaded all the paperwork off the Internet, filed it, my wife was served, and it only cost me $78. :goteam:

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Sometimes you have to choose between kids and cash. I chose kids. You can't have it all... I don't consider that I'm the loser here, on the contrary. And I can have as many nanners as I want!!! Just got 4 this week. 2 Namwahs, 1 Ice Cream and 1 Mysore.

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I bought her a bigger house for my bananas!

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Yeah, if kids had been involved it would have been a different story. If there's kids, it HAS to go to court.

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As long as you've got kids and nanners, what else could you want? I'm happy with this.

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Now that i have now added bananas to my vast growing collection hubby has told all of our friends of FB as i post my pics that Ii have gone bananas.

The other day i was training a new agent, insurance not bananas lol and hubby called and as we were talking my new agent blurted out that i was pointing out all the homes that had bananas that we drove past and hubby replied do not let her bring home any more bananas.

The way i look at it if he can keep adding more tools, i can have more bananas!

happy planting to all,

Darla

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Tools vs bananas vs kitchen gadgets? When you're single, you can collect them all with wild abandonment. Many times it's good being single...;)

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I do the same thing with dawn redwoods, Darla. Don't worry about it.

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This forum should offer dating services. It would take care of the problem! Lol!

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Lol Doug your too funny, you know I tell him it could be worse at least it's not another stray dog or cat to foster!

We are pet poor, kid & grand kid poor and plant poor, it's all part of my family and I love family!

Happy growing to all,
Darla

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Imagine the jungle resulting from that pairing... :D

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:shareluvnana::bananas_j:raftingnaner::volleyballnaner:

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It would be awesome!!! We'd build a machine that changes climate and nanners would take over the world!

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That could be dangerous. Imagine a banana warlord... :2723:

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"what mama don't know won't hurt her"
I love that saying :D

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If she's that jealous, you don't need her in your life, trust me! When I was younger, I used to think it was cool to have a chick that was that clingy, until it happened to me a few times. Now, it's the biggest red flag out there! Don't walk; run Forrest, run!!!

Here's a funny story about something similar:

My niece and I are really close. We're only 11 years apart, and we didn't meet until we were both adults, so we imprinted a bit oddly. I call her Babe and she calls me Darling or Love. No, we are not from West Virginia. So one day, I was living with this woman, and my niece called. I said, "Hey Babe!" and we continued talking as I went onto the back porch to smoke. She said she loved me and I said the same. I came back inside, and my GF was standing there with her hands on her hips.
"Who was that?!" she demanded.
I couldn't resist.
"Umm, it was... Jake... from State Farm."
Now normally, this is where the laugh track would cut in, but it got even better.
"If you're calling Jake from State Farm, 'Babe,' maybe we have an even bigger problem."
I handed her the phone and told her to hit redial.

Now seriously, if you are seeing issues with jealousy, be very careful. PM me if you want. After I got divorced, I spent about five years on all sorts of forums and sites and picked up all sorts of assorted crazies. I can spot them a mile away now. I remember this one poor b@$tard was talking to this woman, and she suddenly dropped off the face of the Earth. He was devastated. I told him she most likely had a boyfriend who was in prison, and he'd just gotten out. This guy was just a temp. About a month later, he found out that was the case. Wonder how I knew...

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Mine said the same thing, but if I score an A'e A'e, it's getting planted. Unfortunately, she's seen one before, and it would be difficult to pass it off as something else since it does tend to stand out. I wonder if she would believe that one of the bananas I have now just somehow happened to spontaneously mutate into a variegated one?

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Just tell her that one of the plants had babies. Bananas are like cats and rabbits; they multiply.