LOL. Oh yes, been there - done that!
If I were you I would toss them in the compost pile not knowing for sure what you even received. Especially if you live in a cold area that requires a lot of pampering. It just is not worth the effort and wait (2-3 years) from those little sprouts to find out the plants are not even what you thought.
There is just NO savings in buying little piece of crap tissue culture plantlets from sellers on ebay. I went round and round with a seller on there last season. This makes my $20 super corms look like the deal of the century.
This is what I recieved last season:
This is what a decent tissue culture plant should look like:
Here is the quality of plant I ship:
Mike