Slightly more offensive, but still fun... (sorry to anyone who might be offended).
This is why I believe, that European Union won't survive for long...
Any non-native English speaker will get Jadran Ice Cream from me, if he completely undestands this dialoge!!!
There's no better way to learn the language, than use drastic means.

As a person from the latter generation, when the phisical punishments were abolished, I must admit, that my generation is much more lazy and stupid... Just an observation.
Adults only, if there's someone below the legal age...
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