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Old 04-10-2009, 01:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Joy Re: Backyard Critters doing damage

Another way is this, if you get one in a trap, make sure it's really secure, like cable tie the door and then...whack the sh#@ out of it. Kick it around, shake it, drop it as many times as you can without the critter getting out. Make sure you spray the mild shampoo on it. Then let it off with a big ruckus. It will think twice about coming back and it will also remember the scent. I won't really kill these critter cos they are just trying to co-exist with us. But what I do to them will make them avoid humans and death.

Monkeys here are very nasty especially the Short Tailed Macaques, Maccaca nemestris. You know the ones which goes up to pluck coconuts. The male adults are the size of a young child with long sharp fangs and very powerful. I don't think the coon can stand a chance against it. It's like a medium sized Anubis Baboon.

Let me tell you something crazy I did long ago ;
I was the consulting Curator of a Reptile Park and they had this medium size Short Tailed Macaque which got too wild for the petting zoo. It is aggressive and not scared of anybody and was tied away in a quiet corner of the park. One day I was playing with it and it bit my hand. I was so pissed, I wrestled it and had both its hands behind it back and I bit it back repeatedly on its face and in between I bared my teeth at it.
What I did was very simian, I attacked like they did with their teeth and on their most sensitive part. After that incident it treated me like God! But....after I bit him on its face, well....I had diarrhea for a couple of days! You know how unhygienic they are.
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Tog Tan has sadly suddenly passed away 6/16/09. We will miss you Tog Tan.

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