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I'd love to leave Canada, but I can't.
I'm frozen to the ground.

Pauly - did you ever wonder why so many of the world's great comedians and actors (Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, the whole cast of SCTV, etc etc etc) are Canadian? Ditto to the grand profusion of Canadian bands? It's because of the winter. We figured it out early - it's better to laugh at each other and sing songs than it is to stab each other. Believe me, with the Canadian winter, those are the only options.

I'd say the banana hammer is more boredom and fun with the great outdoors than anything else.