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Default Re: What besides stray cats eat cat food at night in FL?

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Originally Posted by aruzinsky View Post
Coons can be cute. Back in 1987, a friend of mine and I were camping in Quebec, when a pair of coons came out of the darkness and begged for food. I went through an entire box of Nilla Wafers, but I never tried to pet or even touch them.

Couple years back, my neighbor called in a panic, because a coon had tried to open her front door. I finally found it next door and as soon as it saw me, it went into a rage. I was on the phone with 911 as I shot it through the chest. It blinked and looked at me as though "Why did you just do that?"

I dropped the phone and finished the job. Even though I had IDed myself and shot this thing on the air, it got transferred to dead animal control. Took them TWO DAYS to get the carcass! I asked my X, who dispatches for this department why it took so long. It seems that the instant I pulled the trigger, this rabid animal downgraded to a simple dead animal.

That my friends, is your tax dollars at waste.
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