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Old 06-12-2016, 11:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Default Re: Best bad jokes

Now, some actual bad jokes.

I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
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My wife has left me because of my fetish for pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

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Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal for impotent men?

its called: nut n raisin honey!

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What do you give an Elephant with diarrhea?

Lots of room.

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Varieties I supposedly bought: Manzano, Cavendish, Blue Java, Sweetheart, and Gros Michel.
What it seems I actually have: Brazilian, Cavendish, Namwah, Dwarf Red, Gros Michel, Pisang Ceylon, Veinte Cohol and SH 3640, and American Goldfinger. FHIA 1, Paggi and FHIA 17... Always room for one more.
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