Re: Best bad jokes
Now, some actual bad jokes.
I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
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My wife has left me because of my fetish for pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal for impotent men?
its called: nut n raisin honey!
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What do you give an Elephant with diarrhea?
Lots of room.
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If you lose your head and give up, you neither live nor win.
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Varieties I supposedly bought: Manzano, Cavendish, Blue Java, Sweetheart, and Gros Michel.
What it seems I actually have: Brazilian, Cavendish, Namwah, Dwarf Red, Gros Michel, Pisang Ceylon, Veinte Cohol and SH 3640, and American Goldfinger. FHIA 1, Paggi and FHIA 17... Always room for one more.
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