Re: Local militia volunteers guarding my property
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Originally Posted by trebor
Oh man you think you got problems !!! These things are constantaly standing around .They dont even have brains enough to move when I turn on my sprinklers.
The only time they move is when I mow.. The little one is downright nasty!
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DUDE you know it's the colorfull ones that are most poisonous. Be careful.
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Originally Posted by PR-Giants
It seems to be friendly with the lizards.  |
I'm not so sure. Look at that one in the back. He has the eye for that Gecko. he's a gonner fer sure!
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Originally Posted by PR-Giants
If you want to see some serious striking, I share my mountain with some large raptors and
they're not even afraid of my German Chihuahuas. The only really problem is they don't get
to teach the next generation that Chihuahuas think raptors taste like chicken.  |
ROFLMAO send pictures!!!
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Originally Posted by Lemmysports
I am sometimes concerned that there may be velociraptors in my back yard somewhere... I don't dare go out in the dark!
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They are there. Be afraid! Be very afraid!!!
REMEMBER
Life will find a way!
I have Triceratops in mine. I found a baby. It was only an inch and a half long and my wife tried to tell me it was a rhinoceros beetle but I know better! When the winds blow strong from the Gulf I see pterodactyls. My wife thinks they are Pelicans. What does she know! Oh wow look at the time I have to go to my optometrist appointment! Think he'll believe me?
PS I think they are all after my Bananas!
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Life - Some assembly required, As is no warranty, Batteries not included, Instructions shipped separately and are frequently wrong!
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Last edited by Darkman : 09-03-2013 at 07:27 PM.
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