Re: Dumb Jokes
The Haircut
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> One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
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> After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the
> barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,
> I'm doing community service this week.'
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> The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the
> barber went to open his shop the next morning, there
> was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
> him at his door.
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> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he
> tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I
> cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community
> service this week.'
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> The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
> when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
> you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
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> Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he
> went to pay his
> bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
> money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'
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> The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The
> next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
> were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free
> haircut.
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> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
> difference between the citizens of our country and
> the politicians who run it.
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> BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE
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> CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.
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John
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