Forum: Tiki Hut
04-27-2009, 12:19 PM
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Replies: 112
Views: 16,805
Re: Adults Only Humor
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
04-24-2009, 08:21 PM
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Replies: 112
Views: 16,805
Re: Adults Only Humor
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
04-24-2009, 03:40 PM
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Replies: 112
Views: 16,805
Re: Adults Only Humor
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend,...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
04-24-2009, 08:50 AM
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Replies: 112
Views: 16,805
Re: Adults Only Humor
A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.
Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
04-14-2009, 11:31 PM
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Replies: 112
Views: 16,805
Re: Adults Only Humor
Would this make you quit drinking?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y202/Patty_in_Wisc/quitdrinking.jpg
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Forum: Tiki Hut
04-14-2009, 10:22 AM
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Replies: 112
Views: 16,805
Re: Adults Only Humor
Father in Church: An hour's pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace.
Any questions?
Someone yelled: Tell me how do you make it last an hour?
Why are condoms transparent? So that sperms can at...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
04-13-2009, 01:05 AM
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Replies: 112
Views: 16,805
Re: Adults Only Humor
The Black Panties
A woman lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world....
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Forum: Tiki Hut
04-12-2009, 09:54 PM
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Replies: 112
Views: 16,805
Re: Adults Only Humor
The Knob
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a
new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-20-2009, 09:51 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
A Little Three Year Old Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet.
His Mother Thinks He Has Been In There Too Long, So
She Goes
In To See What's Up.
The Little Boy Is Gripping On To The...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-19-2009, 05:28 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
Mexican Death Penalty
Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got very drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning,...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-19-2009, 03:29 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bumped into a wall, jarring the...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-15-2009, 10:46 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
THE DENTIST
A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls
out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles," the patient said.
The...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-15-2009, 09:24 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
Hello and thank you for calling the Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-15-2009, 09:09 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
Why parents drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-15-2009, 09:05 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES!
NOT ONLY THAT-- it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!!
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-15-2009, 09:02 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight
started...
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My wife was...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-15-2009, 06:12 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
A guy walks into a costume party with a woman on his back. After a few strange looks, another perplexed party-goer stops to ask him, "Excuse me, but what type of costume are you wearing? You have a...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-13-2009, 06:25 AM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
An very attractive woman and a man are involved in a car accident on
a snowy, cold Monday morning.
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-12-2009, 11:43 AM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.
Not wanting to admit...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-11-2009, 09:54 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-10-2009, 03:42 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
Subject: Two Older Ladies In The Park-
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-10-2009, 03:41 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
Don't Kill the Messenger!
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
http://www.bananas.org/cid:786E29E3C293474E859F7D42E72CDB62@jamesjudy
But it was a long ...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-10-2009, 03:40 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
Subject:
The next morning
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills....
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-10-2009, 03:40 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
Subject: A tap on the shoulder
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,...
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Forum: Tiki Hut
03-10-2009, 03:39 PM
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Replies: 619
Views: 62,182
Re: Dumb Jokes
WARNING
DON"T READ BEFORE EATING
Cowboy Chili
A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Saratoga, Wyoming.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his
arms folded staring blankly at a...
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