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cherokee_greg
12-30-2009, 02:49 PM
After serious & cautious consideration... Your contract of friendship has been renewed
For the New Year 2010!

It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!!



My Wish for You in 2010

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.



May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.



May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!



May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy



May the problems you had, forget your home address!



In simple words ............



May 2010 be the best year of your life!!!

saltydad
12-30-2009, 03:54 PM
I posted this elsewhere today, but will add it here also.

May you never lie, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with all of us because we love you.