09-19-2009, 11:29 PM
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Re: Banana sex cult leader hunted by police in Papua New Guinea
Shoot - I forgot the most important part!!!
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You must be naked, wearing nothing but a metallic silver cape! The whole thing voids out if the cape is not worn, and you must begin the count again from zero. Begin again Bob, and show us proof that you are wearing the cape...
If you want a massive crop of brocolli...

you must jog around the block three times in women's lingerie, with a garlic necklace around your neck, pluck three pubic hairs from a chicken, and then wash out your toilet with pure black strap molasses - while simultaneously urinating into a ketchup bottle (must be heinz - not no-name), and then caw like a crow 6 times!
Now go look at your broccoli and tell me what you see...

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Last edited by The Hollyberry Lady : 09-20-2009 at 07:00 AM.
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