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Originally Posted by bepah
It is a ploy of the International Brotherhood of Musa acuminata 'Blue Java' Guild. They have, for centuries, kept the secret of the Ice Cream banana to themselves. This secret society is even more insidious than the Masons, Trilateral Commission, or Skull and Bones.
Those who cross them or attempt to steal the 'secret' of the Ice Cream Banana usually end up as only am memory and their families exiled to Albania where they must root for potatoes to eke out an extremely meager existence.
Last summer, we made a few loaves of banana bread from these bananas and we all aged an entire year!
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Hilarious! that's the funniest thing I've read today