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Originally Posted by lorax
ROFLMFAO!
Grade AAA Super Banana Fiend
With your eyes closed and the same pained expression, you take a deep sniff of the air and proclaim "They'll be ripe in about a week."
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Grade AAAA Super Duper Fiend
Cont'd from above....
The pained expression relaxes, you slowly let yourself to the ground seated in a lotus position...then in a deep thought...chin lowered... both hands touches the ground on your sides...feeling the the slightest vibration beyond human capabilities...you whisper in a rasp tone..."Yes, two pups, one with 2 leaves, the other just one...wait...another pup just breaking the corm...."
Ok, I am done for now. All this close eyes, meditation, touching ground stuff is extremely tiring for me...The next time I go into the field and I sense anything else, I will update k.... Meanwhile, don't try any of the above cos not that it's bad for your health, people will think worse of you being 'naners as it already is!
