Re: Dumb Jokes
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a
woman For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for 5 minutes. Then the man came out with
tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming,
crashing, and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
Then the door opened slowly and there stood the woman. All bloody, she wiped the sweat from her brow. "The damn gun was loaded with blanks," she screamed. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Never put a woman to the test
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Tog Tan has sadly suddenly passed away 6/16/09. We will miss you Tog Tan.
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