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Young people are a prime source of embarrassing statements and bone-headed bloopers. Now it seems that their teachers are sharing all this on the Net. >>
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History teacher and author Richard Lederer strung together a loose history of the world based on unusual statements in student essays. For example: >>
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Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.>>
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Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.>>
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Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at lace w:st="on">Wittenberglace>. >>
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lace w:st="on">Lincolnlace>'s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. >>
Net humorist Tina Mancuso collects and shares strange statements in fifth and sixth grade science papers:>>
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Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.>>
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We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on. >>
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To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.>>
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You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. >>
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Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.>>
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In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's. >>
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Clouds are high flying fogs.>>
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