Thanks to everything. We're through it now, and everything is ok except the water damage to my kitchen ceiling and the broken bananas. I know they'll be back, but it still sucks looking at what happened to them. On the plus side, the pups have gotten huge.
And a couple of my plants liked Fay enough to bloom during the madness:
Best of luck to the panhandle folks, hope they fare as well I we did her in NEFL