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Old 05-31-2008, 05:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Back in the mid 1980s, Fred Akers was the head coach of The University of By God Texas Longhorns. Though we had some decent defenses, our offenses stunk because Akers had no imagination. His playcalling was predictable and relied on only about a handful of plays. Opposing defenses usually knew exactly what was coming. "Turn the page, Fred" was what we students would scream from the stands in a futile effort to get him to call something, anything, different.
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