Severely jealous. Her plants(several mats) are taller than her house, and she has a large amount of bananas on one(she removed and ate the male flower and outright said she doesn't even care about the bananas). She does NOTHING for the plants.
Mine? I get specially ordered fertilizers, wrap them for winter, agonize over them, name them and obsess over them and join websites devoted to them and MINE are like... 3 feet tall.
Pics of hers.
Close up of the bunch
AUGH!