Re: U of Ark.. on Banana's.. lol
Well, sheet(s), of course! Or for those more literate, the Sunday paper.
Reminds me of talking to Master Gardeners in the DC area who wanted to explain to me why I couldn't attempt growing figs and shouldn't try because they only grow "deep" down south or out in California or in the Middle East. (I was early into my journey but already had 4 figlets going well in the ground for a second year and just called to ask about amending soil.)
BTW, I have nothing against MGs but some are better than others I've found.