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Old 01-22-2014, 11:58 AM   #466 (permalink)
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So this guy is really feeling sick and he goes to 100 doctors to ask what the problem is.

Now, the guy is hoping that he's just got a bit of abdominal pain that will go way on its own, because he really doesn't have the time or money to deal with a bigger problem, and he's already sure it's not a serious problem. (don't ask me how he afforded 100 doctors...)

However, every single doctor firmly says that he has appendicitis and that without treatment he is likely to die within the week. All except the last doctor. The last doctor says, "It's probably appendicitis, but I would say there is a 1 in 100 chance it's just something you ate."

The man, seeing that there is a slim chance what he already believes is right goes with the least likely explanation because he has to do nothing about it. Then, 5 days later, he dies. . .

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