momoese

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down when a voice from the next stall said "Hi, how are you?"

Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine"

The voice said "So what are you up to?"

I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here"

The voice said, "Can I come over?"

Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now"

The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions"