Re: Dumb Jokes
A wealthy woman, who lived in a ritzy suburb, some miles from New York, had to go to Europe on a business trip. She drove her car to New York, and went in to a bank. She explained that she was going on a two week trip during which she was going to complete a very large deal, so she needed a short term loan of $5,000.00, which she said she would repay on her return. The banker asked what colateral she could leave. She said that she could leave her Rolls Royce car, and that she had brought the registration and title with her. The banker said that was fine, and instructed an employee to put the car in the bank's underground garage.
When she returned, she paid the $5,000.00 back, along with th interest of $17.48. The banker the said that he cold see that she was very well off, so why did she have to borrow $5,000.00 for the trip? She replied, "This is NY. Where else could I park my car for two weeks, and know it would be there when I got back, for $17.48?"
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John
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