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Old 07-25-2011, 04:32 PM   #560 (permalink)
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So, Larry King is evidently on a comedy tour now that he's retired (which seems like a joke all unto itself), and he was on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" this week. He finished his segment with this joke:

"A man was taking an Amtrak train ride overnight from New York to Chicago and had a ticket for the sleeper cabin. The man begins to settle into his bunk when a woman walks in. Now, this is not something that normally Amtrak would do, but the route was sold out and the woman didn't object. She took the bottom cabin and the man took the top one. A couple of hours into the ride, the man said 'Ma'am, I'm a little chilly do you mind if I borrow a blanket for the rest of the ride?' The woman responded 'Well, we you know, it's just the two of us in here, and it's just this one night, we'll never see each other again, if you wanted, we could play husband and wife for this evening, would that be ok with you?' The man replied, 'sure, that would be ok.' 'Then get your own damn blanket,' the woman said and went back to sleep."
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