83. You keep checking out those banana earrings on eBay and convince yourself they would make a cute gift for your patient wife.
84. You ask your wife if she'd mind a change in the kitchen decor and then suggest the addition of a clock with a banana design.
85. You've referred two or more members to bananas.org in the past week!
86. You scoff at those folks in zone 10 with small yards and set your mind to proving you can find a way to grow more bananas in your big zone 9 yard. You then talk Jarred into adding a new profile category so you can keep track of progress! (okay, I know I'll never catch up to Pintandeigo!)
Harvey