Lagniappe

Got my chainsaw stuck in a tree. It's still there, like Excalibur.

Spent an hour trying to position my greenhouse frame over my NFT tables, only to decide to use boards with the posts that are already holding it up.

Last week I tried to burn the branches, cardboard, and what-not in my compost area. The wind picked up, and I decided to put it out. I sprayed it for 30 minutes. There was no more steam, no more smoke, nothing but a big ol' mud hole. TWO days later, it caught up and burned half my pool area . I lost a lot of grass, all the velutinas, Orinoco, and palms were toasted. My wife called the fire dept, and they used my garden hose to put it out.