Re: Dumb Jokes
A cowboy goes to the psychiatrist after not being able to sleep for several weeks.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.
"Well, doc, I was out in Indian country for a few days, and since I've been back, I keep having these weird dreams."
"What sort of dreams?"
"Well, the first night I had a dream about wigwams. Then the next night I dreamed about tepees. Then the next night it was wigwams again, then tepees—"
The doctor interrupts: "I think I see your problem. You're just too tents."
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